Diplomjodler

Attack now, soldier, or I’m going to have you shot!

When life gives you lemons, be thankful for receiving enough vitamin C in your nutrition to avoid scurvy.

Wow, that would be some real progress. Ocean shipping accounts for a huge percentage of overall emissions and it uses the dirtiest fuel imaginable. Let’s hope this works out as planned.

Or Mint. I use Mint because it works with minimal hassle.

In 1995 I bought 4 MB of RAM for DM 200, which, adjusted for inflation probably works out to about €200 in today’s money. I’d say, prices have come down quite a bit, since.

So, after all these years and all those debates about memory safety, they reinvented … C?

If they bring down one of those and it falls on somebody’s head, there will be a big brouhaha. I can understand that nobody wants to take the responsibility. But I agree that this just makes us look like fools.

Maybe slightly more effective than prayer.

Hmm. After careful analysis i have concluded that an error occurred.

Quite so. The cheapest card that I’d put any kind of real AI workload on is the 16GB Radeon 9060XT. That’s not what I would call budget friendly, which is why I consider a budget friendly AI GPU to be a mythical beast.

The budget friendly AI GPUs are in the shelf right next to the unicorn pen.

You’d have add some horse shit, though, to make it authentic.

This is the way. Money will always get peoples’ attention.

You’re such a space hole!

An enshittification company that buys up distressed assets and runs them into the ground through relentless monetisation.

It definitely happens.

He’s got my vote.

These people went through the process I described above. I’m not saying you need a degree to do scientific work. I’m saying you need to do scientific work to achieve scientifically relevant results.

Easy. First you survey the existing literature for your theory. Chances are, somebody already came up with it, or, more likely, debunked it. If that’s not the case, you write up a paper, presenting your theory together with its supporting evidence and submit it through the usual channels. I know that sounds pretty discouraging, but the chance of some rando contributing something meaningful are pretty close to zero

I had to learn to program CNC machines with punch tape back in the eighties, so not too far off.