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The SOB finally did it!

I mean, CS_Italy is based on a real place.

HURTGDOR!

Drinking negatively = vomiting up the fluids already inside your body.

My god.

A Banquet brand TV dinner would be more appetizing and filling. And those are the cheapest, absolute worst garbage microwaved food there is.

Slap an h in front of that word and it would be absolutely perfect. Hurticating.

You are what you eat, and they eat insects 🤷‍♂️

You made me curious if there is an insect that hurts you just by touching you and not biting or stinging with a built in weapon. 🤔

“Stupid science bitches couldn’t even make I more smarter.”

Surveillance TO THE GROUND! I ain’t part of your system, maaaaaan!

Whoa. There is yucca all over the area I live in and I have never seen one flower before.

I always thought Thanos’ idea was stupid because his reasoning was about fighting over resources. Less people, more resources to go around.

How the fuck did he not think “I can wish for infinite resources?” Solves his issue with the universe and nobody gets turned into dust.

If the coyote ever does jaywalk, are they gonna issue it a ticket? 🤔

Also: Has the coyote been observed constructing engineering projects to catch a roadrunner, but they keep backfiring on him?

Question: Is folding protien like folding paper, and you can only get 11 creases in it? 🤔

Newton:

Split is so god damn good, and I don’t know how much of it is directly because of M. Night and not James McAvoy’s amazing performance as all the different personalities.

Get Out of The Thing

Eelo. Is it meel you’re looking for?

Used to have a tool specifically to route my dynamic IP to something static, without buying a domain name, back when I first hosted a website on my own regular home PC as a teen called “No-IP.”

Not sure if it’s still a thing.

Wash your hand.