Boomer Humor Doomergod

It’s weird that the server has a .dockerignore file without a Dockerfile.

I tried that but I think Geldof found them

Been there. Got like a dozen t shirts. Nobody on eBay thinks they’re real tho

Right? We only show up in some timelines as a fucking joke.

The strong weed and its effects hide me from temporal law enforcement.

This was a million and a half people vibing so hard they broke their government. I’m not missing it no matter how much of an asshole Lars Ulrich is.

Listen, dude: I’ve got a lot more concerts in my list before I get to your lame-ass party.

Would you have missed Metallica in Moscow for some party you assumed nobody would attend? Fuck no.

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna go sell all your grandmothers some really strong modern weed to get into Hendrix, New Year’s Eve, 1969.

Can’t wait to hear Machine Gun live.

I wonder if the pilot’s hat is still wedged between the bulkheads

Cold and dry is uncomfortable. Cold and wet is dead.

Maybe for the same reason that the Nordic countries are ranked as the happiest

Thanks for reminding me to tear down my test AWS instances

If pirating Photoshop counts as a lost sale then so does downloading GIMP.

If so, this man is one of the greatest software pirates ever.

Cuddle works best because the machine spirits are happy.

Make a self propelled machine and a machine that cuts grass and smoosh them together.

Dry active yeast? Because I keep that in stock. What are the ratios?

Interesting. Over-processing the rice starch holds the yeast farts and water vapor like the gluten structure in normal bread.

If I ever have the awareness to keep a sourdough starter alive I’ll try it.

It depends on how we’re defining bread, and none of your examples are a leavened loaf. They’re just impossible to make without gluten which rice doesn’t have. (Hence why they add wheat to make banh mi.)

However, bulgur pilaf is a lot more like a rice pilaf than those breads are like wheat bread.

I once made prison wine by accident by leaving a bottle of Coke under my bed for a couple weeks.

I didn’t drink it but it smelled really strong.

“Bread” with rice flour, maybe.

My mom has celiac disease and while the options for gluten free bread have gotten a lot better since the 80s she still sneaks a slice of real sourdough because it’s not the same.

Wheat is not that difficult to process.