That’s actually a good ad! I thought they stopped making those.

The punchline is that zombies are triggered by noise and the Kia doesn’t set them off.

Checkout followed by 400 build errors because your entire toolchain and build pipeline has changed since you last touched it.

Optus is barely an internet connection at this point. I’m using about 10 fearures on Aussie Broadband that simply don’t exist on the Optus network.

I’ll write my username above my pubes with a sharpie. That’ll prove I’m 16, yeah?

Telstra (Australia’s largest telco) now provides IPv6-only to mobile handsets by default. They’ve deployed 464XLAT.

The main benenfit is not having to deal with NAT. You get your own address and your traffic is not conflated with other people’s.

You also get privacy extensions. Your device generates a temporary address for making outgoing connections. The address has no listening sockets. This means that you cannot get portscanned by every website you visit.

You don’t need to try and figure out your external IP address. There’s no differentiation between internal/external addresses. They’re all global, as the internet was intended.

You can throw as many IP addresses on an interface as you want. If you want to run two web servers from one machine, you can have multiple addresses with different services on port 443.

Enforcing TLS filters out a lot of spam connectikns too. Every legit provider has a cert these days.

With a motorcycle licensed rider and ADR compliance, sure. But not kids on toys.

On Meta, it will be through Yoti’s facial assurance check, which requires users to take a video selfie to assess their age.

Can I send a video of the hair on my cock instead?

It would be nice to jump on a Jetstar/Qantas flight with a working USB port though…

I’ve got one, and it works well enough when offline.

If not, I could set up Home Assistant and self-host it.

It’s a shame, as Mozilla gave iRobot one of the better privacy ratings. That’s the only reason I allowed it in my house to begin with.

Both the FFT and this story are anchored on things that are imaginary.

In Melbourne, the same premier who got us the F1 also removed the train line to the F1… so we could build a casino.

Whenever I ssh into it.

What’s crazy is that my small UPS consumes 20W at idle (fully charged; AC connected).

I got my server down to 40W too, and the UPS ate all the savings.

That’s amazing. I’ll have to take your word for it. I only have Firefox on my devices.

I bricked my car with a powertrain failure on the weekend too.

…but that’s because it’s 22 years old and I’m replacing the original clutch.

Still lower running costs and better uptime than a modern vehicle.

AMPALL

On ABB I had to kick the connection and restart the NTD.

Average income is not a useful metric. The higher the average gets, the further it drifts from the median.