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I don’t feed my plants nitrogen exclusively. But I let them have a little now & then, as a treat.
A very average looking church.
Don’t be pedantic. They picked the name because it sounded cool and got the point across.


Humans are predatory animals.
lol I like this one.


If your truck is equipped with GPS then the Earth had better be round in your physics model.
A wave hit it.
Bee sexploitation free honey
Took me too long to remember “Arctic” and “Antarctic” and I kept wondering how “North Pole / South Pole” translated to “Bearlandia / NoBearlandia”
New Zealand is the Gen X of countries.
“it’s a dildo. Of course it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article a dildo - never your dildo.”


Yeah this comic is perfectly accurate, plus the one with the man in the business suit, talking to some children around a campfire in a post-apocalyptic setting, saying “yes the world was destroyed, but for a beautiful moment in time we made a lot of value for it shareholders.”
EDIT - this one:

I’m in the squid squad