My highschool chemistry teacher almost got kicked out of her university for trying to pipette hydrochloric acid with her mouth. That’s who I want teaching chemistry, the crazy woman who knows what it means to fuck up, bad. Not some honor roll, life plan having baby bitch.

Have you met academics? Dollar signs was working on a PhD and at least one morph suit was in neurology, studying psilocybin.

I ran check-in for a few crypto-conventions. We’re missing full-body morph suits, dollar-sign sunglasses and proud boys uniforms.

Yeah! I didn’t know until I visited with a friend of Gary Dealy (nicknamed Big Deal.) They have framed photos of the whole process. You should ask about it if you’re in there, Gary told us the whole story. Very nice, cool, hilarious people.

I knew that penis wasn’t nearly big enough (for this model.)

Oh he’s in there, under “Representations” if ya’ll want to see some homoncudick.

Do you mean the sexy cortical homunculus?

Ever heard of Big Deal Custom Cases? They’re a company in Winnipeg, Manitoba who started out making road cases for musicians before diversifying into laptops, field equipment, basically anything breakable anyone needed to carry from one place to another.

Imagine what they thought when NASA phoned them up to build giant cases to carry the sails for the James Webb Space Telescope from the manufacturer to their headquarters.

I wish there were tides on Lake of fhe Woods. It’s surrounded by dams that keep the water level pretty consistent, unless there isn’t enough water to go around like it’s been lately. I have another pic somewhere from when I was able to kayak through the pipes/channels under the roads where there used to be creeks.

Thank you, I love the haunted vibes of dilapidated old boathouses. This is Northern Ontario on Lake of the Woods.

This is so cool. What is it?

Insulting the cops is protected by the charter under freedom of expression. The cops have to be nicer to us (in theory) then we have to be to them.

Not in Canada, depending on how white and employed you look.

Oh, to be a sexy, polygamist bonobo.

They airdrop baby parts that grow into genitals to have sex with themselves to make themselves, if I recall correctly.

I knew I just read an article in the form of beat poetry about this.

https://www.kqed.org/science/1999284/save-the-grapes-enter-the-mealybug-destroyer-deep-look

Good advice. Feminist Hivemind Ancillary 6969 here, and yeah, all we do is post junk history and try to be deluded.

Most of us don’t give a shit who did what first and what was in their pants, I just want free tampons and less rape.

How tempting is it to push all the buttons all the time?

Set the autopilot, make yourself a coffee while you skim the manual, successful landing.

I haven’t flown a jumbo jet but yeah, pretty accurate.

Planes are easy, keep your speed up, nose above the horizon, and watch your fuel.

Everyone should steal a plane at least once.