So I was at scout camp when the PS2 launched and some of us had our drivers licenses and a car. Steve wanted to go to the mall that was 30 min away and get a PS2. Steve asked a guy Nick to drive him, and Nick’s condition was that Steve had to buy him a lobster. So long story short some where there are photos of a lobster being put on people’s faces and we had lobster at 2 am at scout camp.

People have an incredible capacity to lie to themselves