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19 hours agoWindows Sysadmin. My job is to enjoy the eternal arms race against Cortana every update via GPO and registry hacks. We are running on malware, it’s a joke.
And before you ask, I am a peon and “Have we considered Linux?” was an office meme years before I arrived.
I was a dumbass and downloaded a shit ton of viruses. I couldn’t afford to get a tech to fix my mistakes and XP didn’t have a bootable recovery menu. I followed a tutorial on how to make an Ubuntu image flash drive, and the rest is history.
I was bad at computers and priced out of being a dumbass. I’m a sysadmin now 🙃