Deacon

If you balance a tack hammer on your head, you can head off your foes with a balanced attack.

Looks exactly like whatever random anonymous “hoteling” office I might occupy on a given day. Corporate America sucks.

I know a lot of dumb people that think they remember the 90s, and that statement doesn’t exclude myself.

“I thought you said your dog does not bite!”

“That is not my dog”

I lived right by this and used to walk over it every day, oblivious that is was well known.