Mio's site
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
ekZepp@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 days ago

How i meet your mother

lemmy.world

message-square
14
link
fedilink
423

How i meet your mother

lemmy.world

ekZepp@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 days ago
message-square
14
link
fedilink

alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    84
    ·
    2 days ago

    She will quite literally absorb the male until he’s nothing but a pair of gonads hanging off her side and she just takes the sperm when she wants. The male ceases to exist at that point. Brutal.

    • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      73
      ·
      2 days ago

      Brutal? The male bites her in order to merge with her! He connects to her circulatory system and takes all his sustenance from her.

      He has found his sugar momma and he’s never gonna give her up!

      • TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        20
        ·
        2 days ago

        Like “he’s here for a good time, not a long time” kinda thing?

        I think you’re putting that fillet on a pedestal. No flank is worth ceasing to exist😆

        • JackbyDev@programming.dev
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          6
          ·
          2 days ago

          He doesn’t cease to exist, he becomes one with her!

        • somethingsnappy@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          11
          ·
          2 days ago

          You have not met my girlfriend’s flank.

      • justaman123@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        2 days ago

        I feel like the angler fish ladies could be way more wealth coded

      • Kowowow@lemmy.ca
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        2 days ago

        I wonder how many males can be attached at once

        • TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          26
          ·
          edit-2
          2 days ago

          The females can host multiple males, some fishermen have reported 8 or more males attached to a single female. The biggest limiting factor is them finding each other in the first place. Angler fish are solitary creatures and the ocean is fucking huge.

          • perishthethought@piefed.social
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            10
            ·
            2 days ago

            Oh as a lay person, this just keeps getting better and better…

      • blazeknave@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        2 days ago

        I hate you both for that clickhole

    • JackbyDev@programming.dev
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      15
      ·
      2 days ago

      👉👈

    • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      2 days ago

      Living the dream

  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    18
    ·
    2 days ago

    Crab kind of looks like a cross between the Japanese giant spider crab and a king crab (the latter on account of only having three pairs of walking legs).

  • Jilanico@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    12
    ·
    2 days ago

    At first I thought they were a couple of worms that thought the lures were girls and they didn’t notice the anglerfish at all.

Science Memes@mander.xyz

science_memes@mander.xyz

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !science_memes@mander.xyz

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.



Rules

  1. Don’t throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.



Research Committee

  • !spiders@lemmy.world

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

  • !academia@mander.xyz
  • !science@mander.xyz
  • !scicomm@mander.xyz

Biology and Life Sciences

  • !abiogenesis@mander.xyz
  • !animal-behavior@mander.xyz
  • !anthropology@mander.xyz
  • !arachnology@mander.xyz
  • !balconygardening@slrpnk.net
  • !biodiversity@mander.xyz
  • !biology@mander.xyz
  • !biophysics@mander.xyz
  • !botany@mander.xyz
  • !ecology@mander.xyz
  • !entomology@mander.xyz
  • !fermentation@mander.xyz
  • !herpetology@mander.xyz
  • !houseplants@mander.xyz
  • !medicine@mander.xyz
  • !microscopy@mander.xyz
  • !mycology@mander.xyz
  • !nudibranchs@mander.xyz
  • !nutrition@mander.xyz
  • !palaeoecology@mander.xyz
  • !palaeontology@mander.xyz
  • !photosynthesis@mander.xyz
  • !plantid@mander.xyz
  • !plants@mander.xyz
  • !reptiles and amphibians@mander.xyz

Physical Sciences

  • !astronomy@mander.xyz
  • !chemistry@mander.xyz
  • !earthscience@mander.xyz
  • !geography@mander.xyz
  • !geospatial@mander.xyz
  • !nuclear@mander.xyz
  • !physics@mander.xyz
  • !quantum-computing@mander.xyz
  • !spectroscopy@mander.xyz

Humanities and Social Sciences

  • !archaeology@mander.xyz
  • !folklore@mander.xyz
  • !history@mander.xyz
  • !old_maps@mander.xyz

Practical and Applied Sciences

  • !exercise-and sports-science@mander.xyz
  • !gardening@mander.xyz
  • !self sufficiency@mander.xyz
  • !soilscience@slrpnk.net
  • !terrariums@mander.xyz
  • !timelapse@mander.xyz

Memes

  • !bushrat_confidential@slrpnk.net
  • !science_memes@mander.xyz

Miscellaneous

  • !answered@mander.xyz
  • !mander@mander.xyz
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1.86K users / day
  • 5.28K users / week
  • 10.4K users / month
  • 20.9K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 17.7K subscribers
  • 3.28K Posts
  • 42.1K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Salamander@mander.xyz
  • fossilesque@mander.xyz
  • SciBot@mander.xyz
  • fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com
  • BE: 0.19.12
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org