#xkcd No. 3204

Date: 2026-2-6

Title: Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs

Alt text: Staplers are actually in Pseudosuchia, making them more closely related to crocodiles than to dinosaurs.

https://xkcd.com/3204/

  • stephen@lazysoci.alEnglish
    14·
    21 hours ago

    Are birds dinosaurs?

    I thought that they descended from dinosaurs. And - that doesn’t make them dinosaurs, right?

    • emergencyfood@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      41·
      9 hours ago

      Yes. Also humans are chimps, dogs are wolves and wheat and most citrus fruits don’t even exist.

      Or we could accept that the whole idea of a purely genetic phylogeny with each clade bifurcating into two and later bifurcations always having to be grouped together with no regard for ecological pressures or mutation rates or hybridisation as the unhinged ravings of a geneticist (derogative) who has never touched grass, and move on.

    • Apepollo11@lemmy.worldEnglish
      24·
      21 hours ago

      Taxonomically speaking, birds are dinosaurs.

      There isn’t a place to put a line between them - all the things that make birds “birds” also apply to dinosaurs.

      A super fun fact is that of the two main types of dinosaur, Saurischia (“lizard-hipped”) and Ornithischia (“bird-hipped”), birds actually evolved from the lizard-hipped group.

        • bryndos@fedia.io
          1·
          27 minutes ago

          I’m sure I can think of vertebrates that have things that make them “them” that don’t also apply to fish. For example do any fish have hips of any type? If not i can use “hip or not” to group vertebrates distinctly.

          It’s similar to the process that lets me differentiate vertebrates from invertebrates in the first place. squishy worm, worm with teeth, worm with jaws, worm with backbone etc.

        • sbird@sopuli.xyzEnglish
          5·
          11 hours ago

          *bony fish

          We are closer to your average fish (I don’t know any specific ones) with bones than they are with sharks (non-bony, cartilage!)

          • [object Object]@lemmy.worldEnglish
            1·
            8 hours ago

            Herrings, salmon/trout, cod/haddock are all bony fish.

            The vast majority of extant fish are members of Osteichthyes (bony fish).

            In particular, ray-finned fish are bony fish:

            Actinopterygii, members of which are known as ray-finned fish or actinopterygians, is a class of bony fish that constitutes nearly 99% of the over 30,000 living species of fish. The vast majority of extant actinopterygian species are teleosts, and by species count they dominate the subphylum Vertebrata, comprising over 50% of all living vertebrates.

        • ZoDoneRightNow@kbin.earth
          13·
          19 hours ago

          Bony fish specifically but I’d argue that the common name for the clade bony fish is misleading and that bony fish aren’t a subtype of fish but rather a clade of animals descending from a subset of the non-clade category of things we call fish. Not all fish belong to a single clade we can call fish, bony fish descend from one of these unrelated things we collectively refer to as fish.

          • ZoDoneRightNow@kbin.earth
            8·
            19 hours ago

            Basically, I would say the term fish is more like our term for tree (representing a niche rather than clade) unless you would argue all vertebrates are fish. We are a member of the clade bony fish so we are bony fish but we do not fill the same niche as fish so aren’t a fish. So “Bony Fish” is a noun distinct from bony (adjective) fish (noun).