A perfect origin story of a villain.
Jeremy then goes on a crime spree, but he was caught early on because he is a snail… with a left-coiled shell. The shell prints at the crime scenes helped narrow it down to him instantly.
Jeremy and their other two potential partners. But these two have an alibi. Seems like they had a shell of a time (⌐■-■)
Take all of your things and get out.
(ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■ Even during the interview things were slowly getting out of hand again (⌐■-■)
Perfect candidate for the immortal snail that would be out to get you.
With the decoy snail sidekick of course.
fuckyouinparticular
I thought this was me_irl for a moment
You lean to the left?
I was referring to everyone compatible with me mating with each other not me …
BUT coincidentally I do.
And thus was born the tragic song lyric, “Jeremy spoke in class today.”
Fuck Jerry
Jerry?
Oh is Jerry short for Jerrothon? Jertholomew? Margaret?
Jeremiah? But either way, not Jeremy nor Jerry got fucked sadly :(
Jeromy
Story of my life
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_(snail)
these two snails mated with each other instead, producing 170 right-coiled snails. One of the left-coiled snails later mated with Jeremy, producing 56 offspring, all of which also had right-coiling shells.
they also omitted this crucial detail:
Jeremy was named after the left-wing British Labour politician Jeremy Corbyn, on account of it being a “lefty” snail, but also due to Corbyn’s reported love of gardening.
Ooh, Jezzer! Oh, the drinking we could’ve done together afterwards!
