ICE agents get paychecks. TSA officers get food banks. Same department. Same shutdown. Different bank accounts. Congress chose who eats and who doesn't.
Another time, they cleared me to bring a cup through security that had some tiny amount of liquid inside the walls of the cup. But somehow they discovered that I wasn’t a fan of their machine that made nude pictures of people, and so they reconsidered and confiscated the cup. That was a close one. I was almost able to take a Christmas present back home with me.
Say what you will, they’ve never let me bring the dangerous bioweapon of bacterial vaginosis on a flight without a thorough inspection. On the other hand it did take two flights for them to notice the pepper spray in my wife’s purse that we forgot about. I don’t think they’ve ever noticed her pocket knives that she always forgets to take out.
batteries are meant to go in your carry on. you’re not meant to have any batteries in your checked luggage - you’re just meant to put tape over the terminals
They once caught me with a package of batteries.
Another time, they cleared me to bring a cup through security that had some tiny amount of liquid inside the walls of the cup. But somehow they discovered that I wasn’t a fan of their machine that made nude pictures of people, and so they reconsidered and confiscated the cup. That was a close one. I was almost able to take a Christmas present back home with me.
Say what you will, they’ve never let me bring the dangerous bioweapon of bacterial vaginosis on a flight without a thorough inspection. On the other hand it did take two flights for them to notice the pepper spray in my wife’s purse that we forgot about. I don’t think they’ve ever noticed her pocket knives that she always forgets to take out.
batteries are meant to go in your carry on. you’re not meant to have any batteries in your checked luggage - you’re just meant to put tape over the terminals