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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 5 days ago

NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space

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NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space

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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 5 days ago
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NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space for bizarre reason
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A Nasa scientist has delivered a stern warning for male astronauts – absolutely do not masturbate in space.People venturing outside of our atmosphere are advised against pleasuring themselves in zero gravity. The reason? Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.As it turn...
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    People venturing outside of our atmosphere are advised against pleasuring themselves in zero gravity.

    The reason? Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.

    Seems all they have to do is invent some kind of nutsack.

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      Is it just me or does this seem tremendously unlikely and easy to prevent?

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        The chances of a solar particle hitting your RAM and causing a bit to flip are tremendously unlikely as well, but there’s hardware made to prevent that from happening (I realize ECC does more than that).

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        I mean, do female astronauts/cosmonauts regularly float naked in the space station?

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      I propose funding for an aerospace cock sock that could keep everyone safe from stray nut.

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        All of the greatest inventions which revolutionized key aspects of our daily lives have begun in aerospace engineering.

        Pens that write upside down. Ice cream that doesn’t melt. Cock socks that don’t leak and are easy to clean.

        This is why we fund NASA!

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        Nut allergies strike again!

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          Stroke?

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      The NASA ScRoTE. Self-contained Repository of Testicular Ejaculate.

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        Receptacle*

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      These guys never heard of a “posh-wank?”

      Edit: a posh wank is when you jerk it wearing a condom. Its also helpful if ur guy that doesnt like “the feel of condoms”

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        I never beat my meat at Oxford. What’s a posh-wank?

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          A wank whilst wearing a condom

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          With a condom is what I have heard. Expensive hence posh I guess!

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          Jacking it with a condom on

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        That’s when you eat your cum so you don’t have to clean up right?

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          That’s a normal wank…er…right? Right?

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          Thats just normal recycling

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          Yeah but you have a side salad with it

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          Not exactly haha…its when you jack it with a condom on

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            Jack what?

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              IT

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              Wow…

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              A coat.

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                Wait why would I jack a coat if I already have a condom on?

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                  You’re fine. Just wrong direction.

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        I could Google it but I’d rather hear it from you since, no, I have never heard of a posh-wank.

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      Have they actually done a fluid simulation, I still hold the position you can’t bukake in space or microgravity as it where

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        Semen isn’t gravity fed so I don’t think the lack of it would make a difference.

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          Idk I think semen can have a little gravity, as a treat

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