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Keeps incredibly rare fossil in pocket for the singular purpose of threatening children
Throws away incredibly rare fossil because it’s the natural diamond version of lab grown toenails from a rude GMO frog
“Who the fuck brought this little shit? Isn’t this a professional dig? What, does the bad lands have packs of homeless proto-Cartmans just patrolling the dust?!?”
“Nothing personal kid, I just hate kids.”
*teleports behind u*
He is every boomer wish fulfilled.
Wanting to hangout with a hot blonde digging for dinosaur bones all day? Guess that makes me a boomer
Sign me up for an AARP card and charge my hover-round.
