• bstix@feddit.dk
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    8 hours ago

    Imagine your dead twin using your penis to impregnate your wife with his DNA.

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      1 hour ago

      “You may have defeated me in the womb brother, but impregnated your wife. I win.”

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        14 minutes ago

        The child is then born, gets to around 18 years old and challenges the father to a boxing match:

        “Brother, it is me, beyond the grave! I have come to reclaim my rightful place in the world, and seek my vengeance!”

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      5 hours ago

      I would say that he’s not really dead, his consciousness has taken shelter in some dark cranny of his mind, and slips out to cause trouble now and then.