This was a team effort.
Suggested update, Silicon is a picture of Obi-Wan saying “That’s why I’m here”
Updated
this is a quantum leap in the field of dildonics
If I fill my ass with Helium, will my farts sound even funnier?
If you use hydrogen it sounds funny and makes a great show when lighting the fart.
Arsenic is maybe not?
Pain must be relatively immediate to qualify for owe, my ass. Some of the yellow ones are insidious killers indeed.
Edit: I’m making the distinction that I’ll make ones that cause relatively guaranteed death purple.
I think you mean “ow.” The word “owe” has a different meaning, not related to pain.
The spelling mistake has been left in for ambiance
EDIT: I was outvoted! Apparently we want to ‘improve the legitimacy’ of this document or something


