I’m blaming every future hypothesis failure on Green Goblin from now on.
That’s less of a poof and more of a crunch.
A piano couldn’t crush Spider-Man 😒
I mean I definitely think it’d hurt him, but agreed on no crushing.
My problem is the spider sense logic. Even within the context of a joke, spider sense is clearly heavily temporal. I don’t think, for example, that Spider-Man is constantly tingling over the eventual chronic illness he’s going to succumb to in 50 years or whatever.
By the time his spider sense is going off, you’re minutes if not seconds from finishing the compute and achieving the result anyway.
He apparently once acted as one of the structural supports for a skyscraper.
The Green Goblin was there. Probably a Tungsten piano
It may not even piss him off
N-Villany!
But now, he nerd-snipped Spider-Man, he changed the outcome of the experiment by explaining it. Green Goblin didn’t even see any need to intervene, he’s only trolling.
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