What the fuck is this article? It reads like a fever dream. I have no idea why this 61 year old man was wearing a 9kg “weight training” necklace to the hospital and walking into random rooms. Everything about this situation is bizare

Better than the moron whose gun went off and killed him

Gotta be a contender for a Darwin award.

He definitely knew. He’s just brain dead. Well, he’s all dead now, but he was already brain dead.