• wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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      5 hours ago

      Since no one has given you a serious answer yet, Bradford Pears are the type of tree that smells like male ejaculate.

      They even make these long strands that are covered in their tree jizz (pollen)

      • [deleted]@piefed.world
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        The people I know who say Bradford pears smell awful say they smell like piss, not cum.

        All of the people I know who say Bradford smell like piss also have the cilantro tastes like soap gene so I always wonder if the two are related or just a coincidence in the small sample size.

        I like cilantro and think Bradford pears have a strong smell like many plants do, but it doesn’t remind me of anything in particular.

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          huh, i don’t think cilantro tastes like soap, but i think bradford pears smell like cat piss. Our fucking HOA decided to use them as landscaping.

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          They must consider you “polite society” so they say piss instead of jizz.

          I love cilantro, it tastes like heaven not soap. But bradford pears smell like jizz.

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            Nope, one is my wife who laughed the first time she saw a meme about it smelling like cum and speculated they mixed up their trees.

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      Like a conversation about why everything smells like cum amongst a bunch of 18 to 23 year olds.

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      9 hours ago

      An awkward conversation is a conversation that feels awkward, often due to the subject being socially taboo.

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        3 hours ago

        No, they surely referred to “college campus” with their comment!
        A college campus traditionally refers to the land and buildings of a college or university. This will often include libraries, lecture halls, student centers and, for residential universities, residence halls and dining halls.