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minus-squareTubularTittyFrog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-22 months agoThis is like 75% of my first dates these days. TIL I date seagulls. I grew up on the beach and hated them as a kid, and this also explains why I hate so many of my first dates too.
minus-squareMajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoHave you tried asking humans out on a date? Might have better luck. At the very least, human beaks are softer than seagull beaks.
minus-squareTubularTittyFrog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoI assume they are humans until they start squawking and demanding truffle fries. I fucking hate truffle fries.
This is like 75% of my first dates these days. TIL I date seagulls.
I grew up on the beach and hated them as a kid, and this also explains why I hate so many of my first dates too.
Have you tried asking humans out on a date? Might have better luck. At the very least, human beaks are softer than seagull beaks.
I assume they are humans until they start squawking and demanding truffle fries. I fucking hate truffle fries.