It just fueled the debate more. I don’t see a lack of stripes, I see an oversized stripe.
Is the zebra black with white stripes, or gold with blue stripes?
OMG, Becky. Look at his stripe.
Must be wunna them thicc fellas, mm.
~(trn: orig. zêbra; src: Gary Larson*)~
*Larson
Good eye! 🤘🏼
Shave a zebra and you’ll find out
The stripes ran in the wash
Zebras have black skin. They are black with white stripes.
That’s only big zebra propaganda
Are there small zebras?
Yes. Shortly after birth.
Their body is smaller but a newborn zebra foal’s legs are almost as long as an adult’s. This is to help them keep up and also to make it harder to spot them among the herd, as lions tend to target the young and infirm.
They’re black with white and black stripes.
Are white people stripey, too?
All humans are stripey, it’s just that the lines are usually invisible.
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I wanna see my stripes
I think they’re visible to certain wavelengths of light?
OK? I still wanna see them
Change my to your and this has some very weird serial killer vibes
I want to see your stripes
Well, I was trying to be less creepy.
huh. looks kinda like where my stretch marks from eds wound up.
There’s also Langar’s Lines, which are a large factor in where your surgeon decides to cut!
White horses can have black skin too…
You mean black horses with one big, white stripe?
That opens the door to a lot of interesting grooming possibilities
So THAT’S how a horse would wear pants
That’s a stealing look.
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You can tell it’s real because after it’s all said and done, it’s still hella fragmented.
Is Bella over my head, or is it supposed to be “hella?”
Whoops, typos
Looking like one of the less-redacted Epstein Files
Their body sleeve is only partially done
Or is just a really bad cover up.
They had to get some stuff covered up from their time in the service
Neat, a lot of the time you just see pictures of zebras with funky coats as foals and not as adults, but this one looks pretty grown.
It was time to try something new. I respect that.
I still can’t determine its speed or direction.
Sorry, i got distracted with my sharpie
Ok but does it lack stripes, or does it have too many stripes?
Or just a small number of really thick stripes.
Is the “generational debate” whether they are black with white stripes? Because that’s been known for a long time.
Kruger National Park
“What’s black and white and red all over, bitch??”
A newspaper
It occurs to me that that joke doesn’t work as well as it used to since newspapers are much less widely read now.
😢
“What’s black and white and read by Boomers?”
The Bible? If you only read one passage at a time?
It’s not just a phase moooom
That is what happens when Mr Ed gets caught in the rain.
