return2ozma@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoReddit in talks to embrace Sam Altman’s iris-scanning Orb to verify userswww.semafor.comexternal-linkmessage-square80linkfedilinkarrow-up1144arrow-down12
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minus-squarefloop@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·2 months agoExactly. Reddit isn’t my fucking bank. They don’t need to know who I am.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down2·2 months agoYour bank doesn’t even need to know who you are. On a related note, Bank of America, if you’re reading this, my name is floop @lemmy.dbzer0.com, and I would like to withdraw all the money from my account. Nonsequential bills please!
minus-squarecuteness@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoThey don’t even require an email when signing up. At the same time they speed run to biometrics. What a shit show they’ve become.
minus-squareScott@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoWhatcha mean, they obviously need to count the wrinkles on your dirty balloon knot.
minus-squarerc__buggy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months ago Saved them the trouble.
minus-squareQuadhammer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoWow who’s your butthole guy? Wtf is this sorcery your post says “1.” but when I reply its “37.”
Exactly. Reddit isn’t my fucking bank. They don’t need to know who I am.
Your bank doesn’t even need to know who you are.
On a related note, Bank of America, if you’re reading this, my name is floop @lemmy.dbzer0.com, and I would like to withdraw all the money from my account. Nonsequential bills please!
They don’t even require an email when signing up. At the same time they speed run to biometrics.
What a shit show they’ve become.
Whatcha mean, they obviously need to count the wrinkles on your dirty balloon knot.
Wow who’s your butthole guy?
Wtf is this sorcery your post says “1.” but when I reply its “37.”