The couple took Alex’s faeces, blended it with saline, passed it through a sieve, put the slurry into an enema bottle and “then head down, bum up, squeeze it in”

Woman meets frog, frog leads woman to man, man and woman fall in love," she says.

"Man cures woman’s incurable illness with his magic poo, thus breaking the curse.

I volunteered to donante my poop to my parter… Different outcome :(

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      9 days ago

      Good sir/madam, I read the whole thing thinking the very same and didn’t come to my senses until reading your comment. Thank you.

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      8 days ago

      Same.

      My brain instantly went to: “She was so ugly…” 😆