I’ll copy the whole announcement here for those who don’t want to click:

I regret to inform everyone that my copy of QBittorrent escaped its sandbox last night and downloaded a whole bunch of content owned by major corporations, and then my copy of Jellyfin broke containment and added those unfortunately-downloaded media files to its various libraries. I’m conducting an internal investigation to figure out how this happened, which will involve consuming these media files until the answers become apparent. Thank you for your cooperation during this trying time.

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    I mean it’s OK - you’re not copying it, you’re using it to train an intelligence.

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        Even better: Your advancement is critical to ensure the American intelligence industry doesn’t fall behind.

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          Government: We are inclined to support your cause, but unfortunately, doing so will require annoying little things known as healthcare and worker rights. Denied.

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        it will bring value to […] the community.

        I’m inclined to find this more believable than similiar statements of all the usual AI suspects.

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    Warning! ⚠️ do not consume!

    See the real loophole is that I have de-registered myself as a conscious observer. In the eyes of the government, I have never seen a movie, or watched a TV show, or listened to an album.

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      For legal purposes: I am not a person, I am a meat popsicle. I am a corporate asset however, so don’t get any ideas: I still have plenty of rights. More than people, at least.

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    Just feed it to an AI, that makes it OK. I think having a local speech model on your phone in the same room with you while watching should be sufficient.

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      I have this new AI tool. Free and open source, model and all, and extremely CPU-efficient. Basically you feed it the training data (like some New York Times articles, but it can be any text or binary), and it can produce a 1:1 output when prompted. I call it “copi”; can I get my five trillion tax dollars now?

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        This new tool is very efficient as you can use it on your own phone, even with a small amount of RAM. It’s called VLC, you train it in real time with “open-source FLAC or Opus files” and you get instant results.

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    The Jellyfin instance, which normally just plays Ubuntu and other distro ISOs, of course.

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    I hope this is not against rules 4 and 6, but… I fear it might be?

    If you want me to remove the post just tell me (or report it to the mods, of course).

    I’m only sharing this because I found it very funny :)

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      It shows a sad truth of today’s world. People just repeat what they see without questioning it. They share what they see without knowing if it’s true. They bend the news title to get more reach. It sucks.

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    Does that person explain what exactly they mean by “breaking confinement” resp “escaping sandboxing” and how it happened?

    edit: I clicked the link now and there is no explanation. I’m not sure they’re even serious. I think this is some kind of netizen dada.

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    end-users are rarely prosecuted or sued over piracy so idk why corporations wouldn’t get the same deal.

    this is a big nothingburger if you wanna be honest.

    piracy is much like drugs, where the occasional dealer gets nabbed if they’re too ostentatious but otherwise things just go on and on and on and on.

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      I can’t tell whether you’re kidding or not.
      In Germany you absolutely get subpoenaed for the slightest copyright infringement. There a law firm called “Waldorf Frommer” that does all the dirty work for the so called rights holders.

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      Because corporations aren’t pirating for personzl consumption, they are pirating to ingest huge amounts of data for commercial use.

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        I would be okay with it if it was all leading to a post-money society and it allowed art and trchnooogy to be created for whomever to access. But it ain’t, someone else is just getting rich off it.

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      end-users are rarely prosecuted or sued over piracy

      That wasn’t always true. The RIAA sued many people over music downloads (via bittorent since they’re technically hosting at the same time as downloading). They only stopped once the major studios figured out it would cost less to force the ISPs to do it for them.

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        I remember a time when the gaming community’s darling, CDPR, sent lawyers to people’s homes, demanding they pay because they pirated The Witcher 2.

        I don’t know how times have changes, but it definitely happened depending on when and where you lived.