Whose remains are they drinking?
Grandpa was a boozer, his blood is higher proof than the blood of christ.
so, communion shine instead of communion wine?
BigAlcohol: “Shit shit shit shit what do we do?”
BigAlcohol: “Uh, if you smoke weed it’ll cause SCROMITING! Spooky scary definitely real side effects!!!1!”
Speak for yourselves but mine is rock solid where it has always been.
Cuz they cant afford that shit! Not because they don’t want to drown their sorrows in alcohol.
Look, I’m not about to pick up a thirty rack of Natty Ice but the fact remains that beers cost money. The old joke about putting down a bottle of Jack and picking up diapers, I love a good drink (and a lot of them) but if I’m choosing between a six pack or two or three dinners worth of meat, I’m taking the meat.
I’m not a teetotaler, I’ve got whiskey, wine, and beer in my house right now, but I’m not about to blow rent money on booze. Maybe I’ll splurge for drinks when a certain something happens, if Anheuser-Bush wants to spring for a competent hitman.
