If you rolled “1”:
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Read the article.
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Find and quote the weakest sentence. Must be tangential to the main thesis.
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Say “This makes me not want to read the article.”
If you rolled “2”:
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Do not read the article.
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SF Bay Area humble brag: “This reminds me of the time I met Steve Jobs…”
If you rolled “3”:
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Open with “I have a doctorate in point-set topology. This is utter nonsense.”
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Fail to explain the concept correctly.
If you rolled “4”:
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“You no longer need to pay for software. I just spin up an agent swarm.”
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Your token budget is $7,000 a day.
If you rolled “5”:
“I agree that the emergence of the techno-surveillance state is appalling. But as the lead of facial recognition at Flock, I just don’t know what a single person can do.”
If you rolled “6”:
“I browse with HTML disabled. This site did not load for me.”
I rolled a 6. I think you mean JS; it would be very difficult to browse with HTML disabled.
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