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minus-squarehighduc@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoReminds me of a joke I’m going to attempt to translate: Why do woodpeckers have beaks? So they don’t smash their heads against the tree.
minus-squareiheartneopets@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoThat made me chuckle, thanks for posting it. Kinda reminds me of a joke-phrase in American English that goes “If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass when it hopped.”
minus-squareapotheotic (she/her)@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoIf my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike
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Reminds me of a joke I’m going to attempt to translate:
That made me chuckle, thanks for posting it. Kinda reminds me of a joke-phrase in American English that goes “If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass when it hopped.”
If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike