The average person is a straw.
This is a strawman argument.
Not really, they’re some sort of tube, but they don’t classify as straws
I’m a series of tubes!
How about a pair of jeans?
If anyone wants to see an entertaining mathematician talk about this exact topic for 30 minutes, here you go:
A circle is a plane folded on itself so the answer is technically 0 holes. But first what is a hole?
One of my friends is a Taurus as well. He’s a car.
How many holes does he have?
At least 5. I’m unwilling to do a more thorough count, tho.
This is one of those “if you cut a hole in a net, it then has less holes than before” type arguments and I’m all here for it.
Thinking about it, humans have one less hole than I would’ve guessed, since the tube from our mouth to our anus sort of makes us a complicated straw.
The human body is just a series of tubes.
