• No_Eponym@lemmy.ca
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    8 days ago

    Deloitte

    Legacy: “We spent a lot of money and have nothing actionable to show for it other than securing our retirement careers at Deloitte.”

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      7 days ago

      Don’t forget the $10 billion they handed to the financial sector in the form of a loan for the HAFF joke, and they borrowed at the highest interest point in the last 5 years.

      I’m sure they have cushy jobs waiting for them at whichever bank(s) accepted those loans.

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      7 days ago

      We have corporate training provided by Deloitte.

      The questions in the quiz feels like they was generated by an LLM.

      You have to either pretend to be a stupid computer to answer the questions or you have to run the workbook though AdobeAI to answer the questions.

      They don’t see this as a problem.

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        7 days ago

        Who’s “they?”

        If Deloitte, well, they got paid. Doesn’t matter that the product is crap because they got paid to make crap before, got paid to make the crap training, and will get paid to make crap in the future.

        To them, there is no problem. The system works, billables accrued, interns crushed, executives have a new yacht, everything is as it should be.