LOL, that was my Akita when grandma took him. Long story, couldn’t keep him any longer. “Shalafi, I am NOT going to take that dog!” Well, she did. 130lbs. of black bear wandering around the house.
After hip surgery: “Oh Shalafi! He’s just too big! He might knock me down!” Guess who got knocked down when I came home to visit. Beast knocked me flat while not laying so much as a whisker on her walker. In a 8’x 8’ entryway. That was something to witness. From the ground.
“Oh he just barks and barks when strange men come around the house! I don’t know what to do with him!” Yeah, bet you hate having a dog with the lungs of a dragon going off at “strange men about the house”. 🙄 Yoshi sounded like some Resident Evil shit going down on the other side of the door.
I’m pouring one out for all the good ones we’ve lost along the way.
Bad news: this article was retracted for fraud after the journal discovered the author wasn’t actually a dog.
It was written with the help of BarkGPT
ChienGPT.
Bark Great Pitbull Terrier
He should’ve published it over the internet.
Here’s the full read
Just look at that data…
Now if only there was a way to negate the need for the bark defense… 😓
Nice, thanks!!
Hard to argue with the threat matrix decision chart in there. Dog did sound research.
Peer reviewed by my neighbour’s dog. She’d probably add “even if you see no threat, and even if you don’t give a fuck about humans, it’s better to bark anyway just to be safe”. Except in posh paper speech.
Wait, the dog doesn’t like Matt? That’s a huge red flag, Emily. Dogs know. Take it seriously.
Dog’s gonna have to write another abstract on why matt should not be allowed to move in.
Jokes aside, one of the best deterrents to break-ins is a dangerous-seeming dog.
I live in a kind of steal-y neighborhood, and not that I got a big neurotic dog for this reason, but I haven’t had anything taken since Ronda and I teamed up.
99.999 recurring % lol
Time to go home, Matt U ಠ ಠU
Hahaha
not enough about barking!
100% effective dragon and vampire repellant too.
And terminators
Nope. Too many people making skynet. The dogs and goggles will do nothing.
Where is the rest of the paper? I need the rest
Quality Post
Chewey Words not Keywords
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