Shirt, not pants.

Herpetologist are studying the sexlives of a rare snake, they flying adder. Dr Seymore Bird is quoted as saying “This sh*t is kinky”

Just give me rng on all but hosta, hosta can go get fucked.

I will admit I get enjoyment from guiding pseudo intelligent down the path of discovering that absolutely nothing is real and for as far as we are able to detect everything may as well be the fever dream of a turtle.