Lol! We’re fucking doomed.

Capybaras are awesome!

Elephants are herbivores too. And you definitely do not fuck with elephants in the wild.

Canada has already been doing this in some places for over a year now.

JFC. These people need to be removed from the equation.

That’s funny. That defense never seems to work when it’s regular people downloading content without paying for it.

If it’s legal for them to do it, then it’s legal for everyone else.

So…the Portuguese navy doesn’t seem to have any trouble seizing vessels. Maybe they can show the US navy how it works.

At this point, you have to be a monster to still support Israel.

Just in case anyone was still confused about who was actually responsible for this mess…let this provide clarity. The point is to make sure people suffer.

Agreed. Best case scenario…higher education would be free. We should all be encouraged to expand our minds, regardless of the financial incentives. If someone wants to spend their entire life living in a dorm room, just to pursue their intellectual aspirations, I say let them.

I firmly believe this should be the lender’s responsibility, the same way it works for business loans. If you are planning on borrowing that much money for something that will obviously never pay itself off…that constitutes a bad risk, and you should at least be advised against it, if not straight up have your loan application denied.

How? Congress hasn’t approved that funding…so, I guess we’re done following the Constitution altogether, at this point?

So…the only thing keeping the economy afloat right now, is the giant AI bubble that’s going to eventually pop?

Oh, how wonderful. We’re all doomed.

The other half, probably.

What could possibly go wrong?

This is terrorism…if true.

It is now illegal to openly oppose fascism.

Cool. Do Colbert next.

That settles it, then. Obviously, autism was caused by time travel.