Evilsandwichman [none/use name]

overqwil

Yeah overkill would be a terrible name for meds; this would be the easiest one

bread poisoning

Oof, I remember someone once sticking a piece of bread in my sandwich in an attempt to harm me

Thankfully someone had the antidote for bread and I was fine

Can’t I stab the mold to kill it and then eat it? If that worked for what’s in the sandwich then I fail to see why it wouldn’t work for the mold

Wait, you’re not supposed to pet service dogs?

Forget tasted it, some people just flat out ate it, such as Galen Winsor

In 30 years this will be a very well-studied period of human history and behavior.

Yeah like I’d take the opinion of idiots 30 years from now criticizing us when they’ll be believing empathy gives you cancer, or that retirement leads to violence; thirty years ago people were saying about us today that we’d be studying their failings and meanwhile we’re fighting off antivaxxers and people saying <insert ordinary medicine> gives you autism while we study those failings; thirty years from now those losers will be engaged in their own laughable failings, so they can get off their high horse cause they have their own laughable kooks.

That would legit be an awesome way to tell your colleagues Earth is about to be a parking spot for a meteor

I admit biology isn’t my field of expertise, but if there’s plastic in my danglies, does that mean my kids will be action figures, or will that take several more generations?

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Ken standing on a stool to reach all of Raoh’s pressure points

I was curious about if Jupiter could be ignited and got (it’s an AI answer btw):

Why Jupiter can’t ignite: Lack of Mass: Jupiter is a failed star because it doesn’t have enough mass for its core to reach the extreme temperatures and pressures needed to start nuclear fusion.

So Jupiter is the inferior brother to the sun that has to live in its shadow. Jupiter’s such a loser, lol; get rekt Jupiter.

The archeology book Im talking about was mentioning they were on a time limit because the farmer who owned the land wanted to tear down the over a thousand year old ruin (maybe even over two thousand) because he wanted the land’s use as farmland. They weren’t able to finish their study of the ruins and its artifacts despite working overtime because they hit their time limit and the farmer had the ancient ruins demolished. That’s just depressing.

Irish archeologists walking through the countryside with nothing to talk about because farmers keep tearing down their own country’s historical sites (reading Irish archeology books is depressing)

Crackers because our bones make that funny cracking sound when you bend them

What do you mean? We’re watching it happen in real time right now with people; vtubers learned to put on costumes of animals, insects or even mythical creatures to get weird internet losers to give them money to feed themselves.

You also have that giant cockroach that learned to put on a human skin called asmongold to get people to subscribe to its twitch channel.

Cuttlefish motto: I have no hands and I must scream

Gigantic eldritch horror (humans) reaches down and grabs cuttlefish: MMMMM, THIS’LL GO GREAT WITH SAAAUUUCE!

EDIT: Just found this in the wild:

My brother’s been injecting himself with Linux?