Do they mean out of the refrigerator or off the dorm room floor in the morning?

They missed a bone.

Imagine the jar you can’t open is the swear jar and you yell out FUCK and put a dollar through the slot and try to open it and then yell FUUUUUUCK and then put in another dollar…

In Brazil the property owner is responsible for everything up to the edge of the road in a lot of places, including building and maintaining sidewalks…they go to shit and nobody fixes them lol

Ok but please clean your sidewalks, people. Don’t use the environment as an excuse to be a bad neighbor. We still need to use the sidewalks.

True, I should have said “lower your expectations” and just left it there.

Surface area. It’s Twitter, give people a break.

Someone doesn’t need to spend a lot of money on a Halloween costume this year.

Why are so many people still using Twitter?