IT’S LIKE RAAAAAAAIIIIINN on your wedding day.

A greeeen light, when you’re already late.

Some good advice, that you just didn’t take.

And who would’ve thought, Al Gore was based.

My cat brought one of these home when we lived in central America. I had no idea what it was, and I was terrified - I refused to believe the internet when they told me they were harmless and not venomous. It was a scary looking little alien.

The one pictured is much more open and spread out. Obviously getting carried in a cat’s mouth would put a tiny little creature like this in defense mode - mine was much more compact and I didn’t realize it was a spider / scorpion. Edit: the body was probably 3in/7cm long, a little shorter than credit card cut into an oval.

That’s Exactly why I ask! Lol, under that definition you just proposed (doesn’t quickly make sick) rocks or slow acting poisons are edible. Derive nutrition? Won’t kill you? But another train of logic might be "is able to be chewed/digested by body - in which case poisons are edible - once.

Define edible