I was testing the AI image generating capabilities of a M1 MacBook Air 16GB.

It shuts down at 113°C (235°Freedom)

I was told a story of a chef I knew about a small, purple banana that tastes like vanilla.

I bet that felt amazing.

And then the platypus pulls out this bad boy

Which makes iron a suitable substitute for tungsten at 3000 C

I‘ll settle for Fighting/Rock

I see it as a problem to solve - we know that signals pass because of the results, but we have yet to detect them

Plants aren’t sentient by our understanding of sentience there’s evidence that they communicate via the mycelium network and give their own offspring more nutrients than others. That‘s the two I can think of without googling

I use things like “he has chosen to meet his ancestors right then and there”

I don’t know if it is the case for the world today, but all those Models behave like genetic algorithms and IF-functions with a little RNG sprinkled on top of them.

I tell you it’s just an Echidna that made love to a Lizard and that’s how we got the Platypus.

BEHOLD! THE MAMMAL! IT GIVES MILK AND HAS HAIR!

(And has venomous claws, lays eggs, has electroreceptors, glows under UV, has 10 sex chromosomes, genetically it’s a mix of reptiles and mammals…)

So you’re telling me my disgustingly obese body is useful for something

Ribbit

[VFX Burning Car]

My parents just mow the lawn every now and then and remove thorny plants when they find them. The garden is just wild flowers and weeds. Then they dig a little pond. Since then they have lots of bees and other insects, but no wasps. It’s nice and requires no maintenance whatsoever. If a plant dies, it dies. If it takes over, it takes over. In spring until summer their whole garden is full of daisys. A white garden. The dog loves it and ears the heads off then when he’s chilling.

Do you want the one shaped like a dildo or is classic butt plug okay?

Obligatory “there’s a xkcd for anything, isn’t it?”

Kein Scherz, es war die Lustige Witze App von Swiss Codemonkeys. Leider gab es irgendwann ein update das die komplette App unbrauchbar gemacht hat, man konnte nur noch lesen und sehr vieles ging verloren.