Boil water? What am I, a chemist?

Um…no.

Sam McGee just wants to be warm

Yes, Jimmy; you are.

Depends on what she tastes like.

It’s not that hard. this is a skill issue, OP.
Please do not vote or have children.

fuck off, bot.

None of you smelly monkeys are welcome; keep your filthy paws off my home.

Of course come racist on twitter can’t math…

First encounter with mirror, OP?

sure

It does. RTFM.