It’s too often to obfuscate abusive conditions in contracts, written at the end in a thick paragraph and long sentences with 3p fonts (dark patterns).

Yeah, but as said it’s often not really needed, everybody knows what is a tree or a fence, there isn’t any need to use an absurd wordmonster which isn’t more precise, only fucking up the people in documents.

You need it when you request an ID card or Passport, it’s a birth certificate or family book.

Not so if you know German, but the reading is slower as normal. German words are often very long, but only because it is a compound word, which in other lenguages need a whole sentence to say the same. The advantage is that it is very easy to invent new words in German which everybody understand, but this is also used often used in legal jargon in an absurd and not needed way. German is a very flexible language with not so much grammatic, the most difficult are the articles. A very precise and uniform pronunciation of the letters in the alphabet used in a word (same as in Spanish), not so in English or French, where letters have different phonetics in different words.

Without coffee the world is going to stop dead

Respect synonym of simpler words, nothing more hilarious as the German “Amtssprache”.

nicht lebende Einfriedung (non-living enclosure) = Zaun (fence)

raumübergreifendes Großgrün (large vegetation that extends spatially) = Baum (tree)

Lautraum (soundspace) = Diskothek

Grundstücksentwässerungsanlage (Land drainage system) = Regenrinne (gutter)

Einachsiger Dreiseitenkipper (Single-axle three-sided tipper) = Schubkarre (wheelbarrow)

Personenvereinzelungsanlage (Personal isolation facility) = Drehkreuz (turnable)

Grüngutsammelplatz (Green goods collection point) = Komposthaufen (compost heap)

Bedarfsgesteuerte Fußgängerfurt (Demand-controlled pedestrian crossing) = Ampel (pedestrian traffic light)

Lebensberechtigungsbescheinigung (Certificate of eligibility for life) = Stammbuch (family tree)

https://fakepaper.app/s3/The_Benefits_of_Academic_Expressions_A_Quantitativ-cacb2b1f.pdf

Nothing worse than legal jargon

No Blueberries, too much people with the blue Pill instead of the red one. The Earth is a magical place, if it weren’t for too much greedy and stupid people

The CocaCola logo

Even in the wall, luckily in an US building and not an European one.

Destroy capitalism and you will save the Earth. Climate change due CO2 was known since the 19th century.

https://daily.jstor.org/how-19th-century-scientists-predicted-global-warming/

Better as door, than as bottle

Science is making mistakes towards to the truth

It’s only an 5% of the population of first world countries which are the cause of the environment problems. Eliminating these + the scientists of this article would save the planet.

Correct, but phytoplankton also is dying because global and ocean warming.

The World is suffering a Dunning - Kruger epidemy.

Never and not needed, adding oil or fat to the spaguetti avoid that the sauce sticks to the pasta. If you want, some olive oil after the sauce. Boiling spaguetties with enough water it don’t stick together, they only stick together if you use too little water