Ann Archy

I want to send money and start a franchise.

Did they get back to you at all?

Sure. That’s why.

I understand perfectly.

“We found a hole!”

“Holy shit! Is it like the previous one at all?”

“It’s exactly like the previous one, only BIGGER!”

It is technically remotely their problem.

They skit around like, they are curious and confident.

We hate wasps because they neurotic as fuck and can’t make up their god damned minds, like HEY I’m over here HEY I’m over there HEY I’m back you wanna fight huh huh huh?!? Then they fuck off just to come back ten seconds later like HEY you thought I was gone well SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER whacha doin whacha doin whacha doin eh eh eh?

Rocking that water like a fucking BAWS.

I have said for decades that we need to bring back some apex predators and let them roam free.

Tigers, hippos, fucking Komodo dragons.

Let them loose and let them breed.

Not only helping nature along, but it would do humanity a ton of good to be hunted daily.

It would cull the dumb, slow, fat population, bringing our numbers down, and teaching everyone some god damn humility.

I’m dead serious. I’ve been planning to relocate and release Komodo dragons into the Florida swamps. They’d fucking thrive.

Anybody wanna help, DM me.