There’s probably some simple trick they are missing. I never have any trouble getting hit by big ships, and I never even learned how to sail.

I’m sorry my mind is stuck on

If gravity is not strong enough to stop a small stream from flowing to its lowest point

I mean… what…

That’s still not doing it justice. If there were one person for every rational number there would be infinitely many in any finite interval (but still actually no more than the top track, go figure) but the real numbers are a whole other kind of infinite!

or less likely than one-in-a-million