becausechemistry

The 5c was a 5 but in a new plastic shell. It wasn’t the new hotness even when it was new but I really enjoyed that phone. I wish they’d make another plastic one like that.

I was told they did planned obsolescence, though.

The Pixel 5a, released eight years after the iPhone 5s, stopped getting security updates a year and a half ago.

I could usually hear the gasp.

D) Gasp, then quickly look around to see if the TA saw

I was a TA. The answer was always D.

Gee golly, I’m so glad my eyes didn’t have to see the f word, my goodness, that would have been disastrous

People who insist on alkaline water (and other such nonsense) deserve exactly what they get: no benefits and empty wallets.

The charlatans who peddle the stuff, though. They can go right to hell.

Orbital overlap leading to band gaps, mostly

Pfft sounds kinda woke to me smh my head

Basic science: there are conductors and there are insulators

Advanced science: also there are semiconductors because of quantum mechanics and stuff

Mad science: everything is a conductor if you’re brave enough