I get and appreciate that joke. I actually meant the last phrase of the quote (the unintended irony of my question’s vagueness now noted!), “which can always be made more precise.”

Because we’re anxious about our investments in soylent green.

What exactly is that last phrase supposed to modify? I find that syntax confusing. Is that ironic or intentional?

No, but I’d consider it for a large group of states. The US dividing into 2 countries is better than some other outcomes I can imagine.

Don’t be kinkshaming.

Hear hear! Shaming Americans for their preference for unhealthy food is pretty racist.

Came here to say Dijon mustard. A jar of mustard lasts me 6 months, so a couple extra bucks for the good stuff doesn’t amount to much.

There’s nothing wrong with new england maple syrup, but yes, real maple syrup not “pancake syrup” with maple flavoring.