We call a bicycle that you’ve had for so long that out has no original components (and perhaps a frame swap along the way) Trigger’s broom after the only fools and horses sketch

Bloody squirrels, comin’ over ere, takin our jobs, you stoats are all right but bloody squirrels, let me tell you

Anyway here you are, elephant and castle, that’ll be 30 quid mate

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