Captain Aggravated

I’ll bend my bow to your will, sir!

Cats purr and get free shit.

We also have by far the best throwing game in the world. Some animals can spit with reasonable accuracy, some apes can kind of lob shit in a general direction, and there’s that one lizard that can spray blood from its eye, but nothing in the animal kingdom past or present has a human’s innate ability for ranged attack. The average man can throw a fist sized rock hard and accurate enough to crack a skull from 20 yards with his bare hand. And we’ve spent the last 10,000 years inventing newer and more impressive ways of throwing stuff.

Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up: This, is my BOOMSTICK!

“Well where’s the goddamn golden oldie comin’ from?”

FAIL. That’s from a TV series, not a movie.

You can’t hear a cricket chirp in a vacuum.

The motor is too loud.

The one I like is “Document it yourself.”

Hey, this application exposes a Python API to the user, where’s the API reference? How do I learn how to use it?

We didn’t write it.

Well…could you?

If you want it to exist, you write it.

How am I supposed to do that?

Examine the app’s source code.

So I think the term “enshittification” has been latched onto and goatse’d by the community at large to the point people are now using it to mean “things getting worse because business.”

I am pretty sure everything is getting worse because business.