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So the homeless people peeing on the streets will now definitely smell like piss wherever they go, instead of just maybe smelling like piss? Good times.

I think it’s the fungi manipulating all of us.

No way, we only care about what’s on the inside. And if the inside is weird, even better! I love seeing some shit I’ve never seen before. We have meetings on odd findings because that’s how you suss out patterns no one has picked up on before.

Can he appeal that bond? I can’t imagine what probable cause would lead to this unless it’s 100% not the meme posting.

Mmm jobs numbers and unemployment numbers will love that. Sure all that not getting paid will definitely help them contribute to the economy. Yep.

No one tells you that male rats and mice find certain substrates very erotic. Like a mesh floor, or warm plexiglas. They will rub, groom, and nibble until they ejaculate while you are habituating and testing them, with certain drugs increasing the frequency of these events (morphine for example). So every once in a while I go ‘I’m scrubbing rat cum off the mesh floor for money, again’.