Its way too tin-foil-hat of me to bring up how Bill Gates was in bed with the shadiest world leaders and how that might influence these sort of decisions, right? I’m definitely just being a conspiracy theorist here.

Insanely, its a 2008 Macbook Air. 2GB of RAM. It has no right to still be functioning.

My 2008 laptop runs Arch quite happily, interestingly enough (arch btw)

Ubuntu for the main pc and Arch for the filthy weird frankenstein laptop from 2008. Just as god intended.