…And commutes to the North Pole workshop M W F and works from home on Tue and Thu. Try and keep up, OK?

To be fair, neither are reindeer IRL.

Santa’s sleigh should be pulled by 8 murderous polar bears.

As someone wearing Adidas warm ups with a cat on my lap, I feel seen.

At some point, yeah.

Plants have an amazing variety of ways to defend themselves. Thorns. Chemical warfare. Being really fucking big.

You think plants spent 1.2 billion years on earth and didnt adapt to predation?

Ok, well, if I eat butter, I will be more delicious to bears and wolves. Doesn’t make butter somehow a problem.

Right? This map is so weird.

Maybe so. I checked against Italian and it wasn’t that. Occidentale would be “Western” in Spanish and “West” in French, so tjat tjrew me off.

But as others said, no translation of “New”?

Is…is the map trolling us?

It’s translated into French it looks like.

Did you not notice “Virginia Occidental”?

First time I’ve heard of it. Are there videos showing this?

Dollar stores are the biggest scam ever.

The fact that they overcharged poor people is just doubling down on how they expect to squeeze blood from a stone and expect no one to care because it’s poor folks.

What the actual fuck?

Gentlemen, this is Democracy Manifest.

Hey! Get your hand off my cloaca!

9. Spent day working and cooking.

OK, I’m about 10 minutes in to this, and it’s amazing work. Totally worth $3. Thanks for the recommendation!

Lol at this total free thought revolution taking place in substack.

Buy it is nice to see general upheaval at web 2.0 bullshit. Burn the gardens, topple the walls!

Lol. Yeah, you got the most edgy cartoons. Congrats, you won life.

Yeah, the musical episode was hot garbage. And the one with the drone swarm… Well shit, why didn’t everyone do that?

Still, dunno, just have a soft spot for it

Personal preference

The live action one? I’m all on on that.