Given that it had 3 fingers on each limb, it was capable of 50% more sarcasm than the inferior bipedal monkeys.

In fact, one of their last utterances was recorded to be

“'oooh asteroids scary”’

Inb4 horses are ballet dancers on steroids. Finger running for miles.

Could you stop implying that tables like to turn? Tables take pride in being stationary load bearing fixtures.

Yes, different types. Including glacial erosion, core samples and other sediments. Some are interesting, most are unremarkable to the layman. To academics, they are interesting for the story they tell (shat out of parrotfish for example)

That said, there are many types of beach sand, and within a single stretch of beach, different types as well, segregated by depth for example. They are very interesting for the story behind them. Sort of like how “everyone is unique”.

The pictures that everyone is amazed at are relatively low magnification. If those grains were indeed so varied in their shape and colour, they would be easily visible to the naked eye.

That is very heavily curated to make every picture interesting. Take a scoop from your nearest beach and it doesn’t look anywhere near as dramatic. Sauce: I run a lab with fancy microscopes.

Your skin is infinitely more populated. Especially under your fingernails.

Not within the time frame that you’re interested in. I’m not waiting anywhere between a day and 3 months for them to see and reply to my email.

Sauté?

Maybe it is somebody’s spine.

A measurement technique that doubles as a score is absolutely terrible.

I’m just going to call him removed from now.

So you’re saying, we need to jump the spaceship out from space/time. With a wing.

Not to mention we fix that pesky sea level rising bit.

Yup. He made all the fossils and carbon ratios and everything.

Slartibartfast. (Probably spelt it wrong)

So we are the internal organs/blood vessels in a dude standing in a super packed subway and the dude is getting squeezed on all sides by 250kg Walmart shoppers.

Because time is squiggly. You know how sometimes a day passes real quick and other times it’s a drag?

How does shorter muzzle benefit extending progeny?

If it’s boric acid. At least you won’t find live mice in your food

Just don’t wear anything under. Forehead tap

Grab’n’bite