It was built TO SUPPORT HIM!? I went in utterly convinced this was some proto-MAGA hateful bullshit. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot.

Dude on the right isn’t really helping much.

It’s funny you bring that up, I offer a 6-week course on who to trust and what assumptions you should make!

She cannot win, he factually will not hear her great woids; The planet earth is actually an oblate spheroid

She cannot win, he will not hear at all; The planet keeps on being spherical.

It wasn’t a wave when I checked.

But it looks so pretty!

We’re doing this to save the ecosystem from the data centers, silly! Let’s goooo!

Maybe, but kudzu is no joke, either. Ask the entire eastern coast of the U.S.

Get a few people. On one corner: bamboo. On another, kudzu. On a third, blackberries and mint. On a fourth, your creepers. Let the games begin.

Or just leave the raccoon alone and let him eat damn. :(

The detail is incredible, you can literally see them inventing Lego COVID.

So they went and disturbed it. Real nice, assholes. Streak fucking ruined.

Try Kalamata olives on a wood-fired Neapolitan pizza before writing them off completely. That’s what converted me.

Be careful befriending the spirals. My ex and I befriended them one night in a tent in Zion National Park and neither of us could find my penis for some time and not just because it’s so small. We were physically patting around for it and I swear it was gone, it felt like it had spiraled down to my leg, but it wasn’t there either and I couldn’t stop looping into myself, so it was really like it was running from me.

They’ll getcha. That’s all I’m saying.

Now nobody will be able to sleep. Abnormal sleep schedule solved!

Damn, I didn’t realize algae was so fucking stupid.

But what a way to go tho.

I 💚 the west and miss it.

I’ve read about this. It’s literally what I imagined the future would be. Will try it ASAP.